just in case nobody told you today:
- you are beautiful
- you are strong
- your dick is huge
This thread omg
Family doesn’t have to be blood related.
Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.
Yes. So much yes.
“Holding hands is a promise to one another that, for just a moment, the two of you don’t have to face the world alone.“
*puts on a wizard hat*
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Haha your hat is cute
*puts on a cowboy hat*
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thank you! solidarity
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there is a hamburger on my head!
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[first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
op weve talked about your url
The signs as toilets with unsettling auras
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”
“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”
Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.”
Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”
“I can fuck any onion I want!”
“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”
“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”
“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”
“You haven’t seen this ass!”
“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”
“When’d you go soft? Huh? When’d you go soft?
When we were growin’ up- we were growin’ up together, in the streets. Out there, in the streets of Goldcliff, You were never soft.
You saw- you saw a dead bird, you- you’d step on it. You’d say, ‘I hate birds!’ You were- you had, no heart. Heartless Hank, we called you. Was it Hank? Remind me what your real name is, ‘cause I can only remember the great nicknames I’ve given you over the months.”
Don’t think! SMACK!
“Between this fan and this fancy sunbrella, I’m one seventeen inch waist away from Scarlett O'Hara”
“I smile at her gently, and I sing: Hello/My name is Elder Merle/And I would like to share with you this most amazing book.”
“Okay. She brings the shovel down directly on your head.”
“It’s called/Extreme Teen Bible/It will solve all your problems/Do you wanna take a look?”
“Clinton, you just got clocked by a shovel.”
“That’s CLINT MCELROY the loser janitor!”
“Clint McElroy, who BELLIGERENTLY REFUSES TO DO A CHARACTER VOICE depsite making his living off of doing so for forty years.”
“i actually go long times without killing anyone”
“it’s ok we all have dry spells… beat a man to death with your bare hands…”
“Wait, do you guys wanna leave? If you guys wanna leave, we can just leave. Do you wanna leave the cell? ‘Cause we can just— do you guys just wanna leave? I thought we were playing it cool. Like, we can just leave.”
“No im a flesh boy”
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
“Let’s have sex with a cat?” asked the zoophile. “Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it,” shouted the murderer. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” said the necrophile. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it,” said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: “Meow.”
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